Free Pass
Would it kill you to call your mother once in a while? Sure, you mean well, and you think about it. It's too late in the day. She's probably out. It's Monday. You mean well, but...you just never quiet get around to it. That's why we have Mother's Day. It's your free pass. Make that call and you're off the hook!
Well, May is Bike month. You've been meaning to ride your bike. You've thought about it when you swiped your card at the gas station. Sure, you've meant well, but..., well, it's the same old song and dance. My bike needs an inner tube. The seat isn't adjusted. My bike makes a clicking noise. There are clouds in the sky!
May is Bike Month, so get out on your bike. You can feel good about it all year long. When you get back, call your mother. It won't kill you.



